January 2011
Anonymous asked: Take the closest book near you (don't pick the book you like the most!), and type out the first 5 sentences on page 56!
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The Kinds of People You Can Date
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JAN. 24, 2011
By RYAN O’CONNELL
You can date someone in the summertime when it’s too hot to have rules. This person might not make sense in February when you’re wearing thick coats and eating too much, but they’ll fit in nicely at a Fourth of July barbecue or a pool party. Your bodies will stick together in the heat and sometimes having sex will be the grossest activity you can...
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“I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And...”
– Edward Everett Hale (via misswallflower)
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Happy birthday, sis :)
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Stupid people annoy me. Just sayin’.
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☾: Rare (lost) Words →
palelimbs:
tristifical - causing to be sad or mournful. eternitarian - one who believes in the eternity of the soul. cosmogyral - whirling round the universe. siagonology - study of jaw-bones. autexousious - exercising or possessing free will. nepheliad - cloud-nymph. gardeviance - chest for…
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“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein
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How the supermarket almost stole money from me
We went in, picked some things and directed ourselves to the cashier. There was a total of 14,78. I gave the cashier 24,78. She wrote 14,78 in the computer. I thought, hey, this arithmetic operation is too easy, right? She will probably extend me a 10 reais bill.
(it’s really weird writing 10 reais bill, haha)
I was wrong.
She closed the cash register and reached for her pocket. I...
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